大话西游英语剧本范例

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　　大话西游英语剧本

　　(Narrator: the four people of the Tang monk, teachers and apprenticeship, went to the west to collect their scriptures. This day, four over the black wind ridge, came to a valley, to the wilderness, a desolate. Four people rush to work and take a rest for a moment... Tang: the way pain, stomach and drums, did not eat for 8 days, eat pork ribs, pig, pig, I was hungry, fast to some get to come!

　　Pig: Master, the recent rising price of meat, my flesh than you are valuable, I am now running around is too dangerous, or let the monkey go.

　　Sun: (to the eight ring of hate to say) hum, hum, look like a bun, do not complain that the dog will follow you. The master, on Tuesday we not just eat vegetarian food? Why are you hungry again?

　　Don: (impatiently) your monkey's head, little nonsense, is it impossible for the teacher to be hungry? This go to the west along the road, how many monster are eager to see the teacher's style, how could I let many female soup down? (the catwalk around the field, stop posing), and sun: Well, don't you flash a bucket waist, I went not into?

　　Don: you're getting more and more annoying, not fast! Oh, that is really annoying, I tell you, as a man, as a celebrity to make the old man is even more difficult to say, you can not understand, aloof...... Sun: (vomit) I want to vomit without eating! OK, OK, please forgive me, take care of, eight Shaseng, Mr. tang. I will be back soon.

　　(descendants)

　　Sand: big brother when to learn so many birds? Do you think you are trying to ~ pig: brother Sha, do not know this, and now China, said Chinese fashion, I heard that now even the beggars disciples should test the English promotion 4, level 6.

　　Sha: Oh? Are they going to enter the international market, too?

　　(white on the field)

　　Tang: (with the arm poking the eight ring) aye, aye, eight ring, look, over there came a beautiful MM (overlooking) pig: Master, really! It's beautiful！ Punctuality! (DC slobber eye shaped sand: (stunned) like disdain) What aesthetic ah, my two aunt like, oh, in the mountains for a long time, see female monkeys have feel especially handsome.

　　Tang: (shame, soft voice) crime, sin... Pig, you're rude, (not quick to pass the handkerchief) wipe the mouth of saliva...... Don't say, it's really good. It's better to be a little bit more white... Sandy: (after a white girl asked hastily) Hello, how old are you, what's your name, where you come from, where to go, you have no object, what is your basket, do you know the way a lot of monster ah, never mind, I can protect you white female: Master Volume, intrinsic (Shi Li) but I am a good girl ah, this is the white-collar workers, work hard, ribs figure, people send a demon (Jing). Before the sea, he opened a bake bunk, right, watching TV? The central station on advertising: Beijing dumplings, or white's good! To master, taste, absolutely not in paper, then you want to eat a two, eat two to a basket... (Tang, pig, sand three people snatched bun at the same time)

　　Sun: (around the field), tie (Dai 1), where evildoer, Hugh seduce my master. Master Don't worry, I come, too!

　　(Sun Jugun hit, the white side dodged behind Tang and asked for help.)

　　Don: (hand protect white) you this monkey is more and more bad manners, such a good girl, playing in her pain in my heart, but she has no weapons of mass destruction, if killed, people will say you animal abuse.

　　Sun: (rushed forward, for white stick down) tiger is not angry, you when I was Hello Kitty, was born but can not tolerate ripe.

　　Pig: Oh, my God! Monkey, you're not a long memory, the last time in Zhenping county, you broke Zhou Zhenglong's paper tiger, provoked much trouble.

　　(white sand: squat try breathing) Oh, really bad, many girls whine ah. Big brother, the last emperor had not sent to master two sets of Beijing 3 ring inside the house, you have to go to the Shanxi Hong Tong County. how expensive the house in Beijing is, it's an impulsive punishment.

　　Sun: Master, she is a fairy change, I Chuyao JiangMo, who also don't stop me, who stopped whom I am anxious.

　　Tang: (shiver, step back, the look of fear) Wukong, you would not be a dry city tube, right?

　　Pig: (his handkerchief to Tang Cahan) master, ignore him, you wipe the sweat.

　　Tang: (pick up a handkerchief to wipe your face, suddenly stop to look at the handkerchief). I leaned on it. I said eight rings. Your handkerchief's runny nose hasn't dried yet. The face is full of runny nose.

　　Pig: (shyness) ha ha, master, sorry, recently rhinitis, in the morning forgot to use rhinitis Ning.

　　Don: (pointing to the sun) finished, finished, you simiarum and in trouble, I can't send the master of the house property, only some quilt stock.

　　Sha: (with a tearful Recitation in the eye) how many worries can you have, just as the full warehouse is in the middle of the oil.

　　(recited affectionately, others look far away)

　　Don: I'm standing on the 48 yuan of PetroChina

　　Eyes overlooking down the mountain with tears

　　Sun: look at the tall tower

　　Look at the spectacle of the black oil blowout

　　Look at the busy stockholder near the derrick

　　Look at the kite makers after proud smile

　　Don: I'm standing on the 48 yuan of PetroChina

　　The chairman lamented that the return of the motherland investors the words from the bottom of the heart......

　　Pig: OK, OK, what time is couplets? Let's get away while the police don't come.

　　(the pig looks back, white climbs up)

　　Bai: master master ~

　　Pig: how is this alive again? Big brother, you are the golden copycat version?? (Qufu white): the sun bar is great, but my brother two years to drink a lot of Sanlu milk powder, the body is not as great as it once was, (step forward affectionately) splendor in the grass, or breastfeeding is good.

　　White: (Shi Li) master, small woman do demon has been for many years, the financial storm toss, buns do not sell, please take me as a close disciple of master, on the way to your steamed buns as a food.

　　Pig, sand: the master to accept it, and the bun to eat, take it, master, very poor Tang: (to the audience) everyone said, do not accept?

　　(audience echoes)

　　Don: good, no abandonment, no abandonment. It's closed. (white salute thanks) Sha: leaning, the original master is the seven company of steel

　　Tang: disciples, not earlier than the time we give everyone a happy new year, the sun on the road: (lined up, muttering) this world is crazy, fairies are off the hook.

　　White: (white Sun Yiyan) hate!

　　Pig: sister, ignore him, to stand beside me.

　　Don: I wish you all --

　　All: happy new year, safe and happy

　　(the end)

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